To start off today’s little bit-o-babble, I’d like to talk about my 11 year old son’s dietary preferences.  Sully eats like a picky toddler.  It drives me insane, and no matter what I try these are the only thing that he’ll really eat with a fury:

• Cheese
• Tortillas/ tortilla chips
• Black beans
• Dry cereal
• Fruit
• Morning Star Farms vegetarian Chix patties

Seriously… that’s it.  Everything else he’ll grudgingly shuffle around on his plate, take 3 bites and proclaim “I’m full!”.  Keep in mind, my son is over 5 feet tall and weighs only 80 pounds.  He’s a super skinny beanpole, and underweight by all the doctor charts.  No matter how much I try to shovel food into him, he just isn’t an “eater”.  I was told that I was the same way as a child… but that doesn’t keep me from wanting to pull my hair out at every meal.

So my most wonderful neighbor turned me onto to this book written by Jerry Seinfeld’s wife called “Deceptively Delicious”… and as much as I’m not into advertising on here- it really is amazing.  It’s filled with recipes where you sneak vegetable puree into regular “kid food”- and they can’t even tell it’s in there.  Tonight, I made him the homemade macaroni and cheese recipe that has pureed garbanzo beans in it… and he ate ALL of it.  He doesn’t eat ALL of ANYTHING!!  So to all you moms and dads out there reading this… you can get the book cheapest off of amazon.com (way cheaper than in the book stores)… and it’s totally worth the buy.

Now, to totally switch gears from wonderful kid friendly topics to 100% creepy not kid friendly topics.

This blog has a section in the back end where you can see what people have searched for and how they stumbled onto your blog (I’m sure most blogs have this).  I’ve been getting more and more disturbed by the things that people have been searching online for, and somehow ended up at me.  Here are a few examples of what I’m talking about:

• “mindset of girl after having forced sex”
• “fuck 15 years girl in the ass”
• “sleep vomiting”
• “white seperatists of florida”
• “child fucking” (for about 2 weeks this was one that popped up daily)
• “gonna go trash kristen’s house tonight”
• “feels like a little sack of mucus”
• “what happens when a cat pisses in your face”
• “tardo pool” (I actually thought this one was pretty funny)

Uhhhhhh…. ok?  Those are just a few from the past week or so (and there were some SO DISTURBING that I just wasn’t comfortable repeating).  I now officially don’t understand search engines, and how the hell I pop up when some vile old guy is searching for kiddie porn, mucus, and sleep vomitting?  And how does someone not know what happens if a cat pisses in their face?  They’re covered in cat piss!  End of story!  I seriously don’t understand that one.

I don’t want to know what people out there are searching for in their horrifyingly unsettling private lives- ESPECIALLY when it’s this much information.  I’m already wary to the point of paranoia about the general population, and find myself trying to figure out who the child molesters are while I’m standing in line at the grocery store people watching.  I don’t need MORE reasons to hide from my fellow humans.  But I DO want to know who’s going to trash my house.  Why would someone want to do that?  It’s so not cool.  What did I ever do to them?  Jerks.

Lastly… Patrick Swayze died today.  Let’s all take a moment to remember his slick dance moves and “beyond the grave” love scenes with Demi Moore.

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A good night to you all.